Pain

Pain looks great on other people
That's what they're for

Sisters of Mercy - I Was Wrong

Fight

This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.

Chuck Palahniuk - Fight Club

Club

"I just don't want to die without a few scars, I say. It's nothing any more to have a beautiful stock body. You see those cars that are completely stock cherry, right out of a dealer's showroom in 1955, I always think, what a waste."


"After a night at fight club, everything in the real world gets the volume turned down. Nothing can piss you off, your word is law, and if other people break the law or question you, even that doesn't piss you off."

Chuck Palahniuk - Fight Club

Os perdedores

Para haver quem alcançe a glória, normalmente é necessário haver muitos que lá não cheguem. A existência de uns depende intimamente da existência dos outros.

So... here's to the losers!

Here's to those who love not too wisely, know not wisely, but too well
To the girl who sighs with envy when she hears that wedding bell
To the guy who'd throw a party if he knew someone to call
Here's to the losers, bless them all

Here's to those who drink their dinners when that lady doesn't show
To the girl who'll wait for kisses underneath that mistletoe
To the lonely summer lovers when the leaves begin to fall
Here's to the losers, a-bless them all

Hey, Tom, Dick and Harry, come in out of the rain
Those torches you carry must be drowned in champagne

Here's the last toast of the evening, here's to those who still believe
All the losers will be winners, all the givers shall receive
Here's to trouble-free tomorrows, may your sorrows all be small
Here's to the losers, bless them all

Lido

O tempo é o melhor de todos os professores. Embora acabe, eventualmente, por matar todos os seus alunos.

O estranho efeito numa rapariga das palavras...

"Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!"

Momento perdido da História

A grande contribuição dos gases intestinais para a ciência foi o seu efeito na banheira, que inspirou a Lei da Impulsão de Arquimedes. Estranhamente, este nunca o confessou.

Interactividade

Desde que passei a ter a PowerBox, as minhas preces durante a Eucaristia Dominical têm sido atendidas muito mais amiúde.

Conversão

E então acabou tudo por motivos religiosos. Ela disse que nunca faria um casamento misto nem se converteria ao cinismo.